The people at Judgmental Maps have created a new snarky and comical map for an iconic Central Florida location: Magic Kingdom.
- New map pokes fun at Magic Kingdom
- Tomorrowland renamed "Outdated Land"
- Judgmental Maps also takes on cities, states
The descriptions are sarcastic interpretations of the park’s attractions, lands and visitors.
The lands of Magic Kingdom have been renamed Strip Mall, USA (Main Street, U.S.A.), Slave-Owner Land (Liberty Square), Stereotype Land (Adventureland), Before-Electricity Land (Frontierland), Disney Channel Land (Fantasyland) and Outdated Land (Tomorrowland).
Most of the descriptions are snarky: Robots Using the Latest 80s technology for Carousel of Progress. Others are extremely accurate: Worst Spot Ever to Watch a Live Show for the area just in front of Cinderella Castle.
If you travel to Storybook Circus, you’re likely to encounter Toddler Armageddon, according to Judgmental Maps.
The Crystal Palace becomes “Golden Corral for Rich People” and Be Our Guest is described as “amusement park food with only a 2-hour wait.”
The people behind Judgmental Maps are known for poking fun at various cities, states and countries. They've created judgmental maps of Pluto, Florida and Orlando.
The Orlando map included gems like Protest World for SeaWorld Orlando, War Zone: Enter At Your Own Risk for Pine Hills and Parking Lot for I-4.
A judgmental map of Anaheim was posted in October, with the subtitle “the tragic kingdom.” Ouch.
To see the full judgmental map of Magic Kingdom, click here.